Posts Tagged: The Mothers of Invention


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May 13

SHELL SHOCKED! THE HORROR OF HOWARD!

You’ve heard of Zelig–but who is the Zelig of 1960s and post 60s rocknroll? You’ve heard of the “Wrecking Crew” band but who is the Wrecking Crew of background singing? The SECRET IS NOW REVEALED! Read the CHILLING TRUTH in this SCANDALOUS MEMOIR by legendary rock singer Howard Kaylan in which we learn that he and Mark Volman were the vocal “wrecking crew” that added that mysterious something extra needed to many famous hit songs by people OTHER than the Turtles like MARC BOLAN and, yes, even The Psychedelic furs and…you wouldn’t believe how many. Nor would you believe how many names Howard can drop in one paragraph. And what of Howard’s shameful secrets? His participation in…CARE BEARS?! Oh yes, his legendary exploits with SUBSTANCES, his sampling of VIRTUALLY EVERY GROUPIE IN NORTH AMERICA AND EUROPE…and his salacious, substance mad relations with many others who didn’t KNOW they were groupies until…too late! The terrifying story of the one who crossed her legs unless he …did what? You’ll read it all here…Your hands will shake by the end of the book. Did Howard really snort lines off Lincoln’s desk in the White House? Did he nearly get shot because some idiots thought a piece of band equipment was a bomb? Did he actually puke hugely all over…*him*…?!

Did he actually do THOSE OTHER THINGS with Frank Zappa?! The nightmarish truth is revealed…but only if you can bear it…in SHELL SHOCKED: MY LIFE WITH THE TURTLES, FLO AND EDDIE AND FRANK ZAPPA Etc…

Let me make it clear: THIS IS A GOOD BOOK AND ROCK FANS WILL LOVE IT:

http://www.amazon.com/Shell-Shocked-Turtles-Eddie-Frank/dp/1617808466/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1369513729&sr=1-1&keywords=shell+shocked+howard+kaylan