Posts Tagged: Blacklist


22
Oct 15

NEW TV RATING CODES!

There need to be new rating codes for some of today’s television.

THE BASTARD EXECUTIONER, rated MLV–for people who were at the My Lai massacre in the Vietnam war and nothing shocks or disgusts them after that.

AMERICAN HORROR STORY: HOTEL, rated SBR for Spiked Butt Rape

BLACKLIST, rated ASJ for Always Shark Jumping

HANNIBAL, rated PP for Prefer Psychopaths

MINORITY REPORT, rated CSF for Confused SciFi

FEAR THE WALKING DEAD, rated TIF for TortureIsFine

ARROW, rated ASO for Actually Soap Opera

BLOOD & OIL, rated DC for Deep Cynicism

GOTHAM, rated PNB for Pencil Neck Batman

[PRETTY MUCH EVERY SITUATION COMEDY] rated SOG for Same Old Gags