Wait…my Calendar for 2011…it…ENDS! It comes to an end December 31! It’s NOW the day AFTER the Calendar ends!
That must mean…it’s the end of time! The world’s going to end! AIIIIIIEEEE! Pray to God for forgiveness! Hide in storm cellars till the Earth explodes so you can say goodbye to loved ones! Eat food that’s too fattening for you! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
What? Where? Oh–there? A 2012 Calendar?
Oh I see it. Oh. Okay. But wait. The 2012 Calendar ends on next December 31! NOOOOOOOO! That must mean–the end of time!
But…wait. That calendar ends on…