Please report to the nearest cable input to have your brain chip recalibrated. We are aware that you are under the impression that you do not have a brain chip implant. That is symptomatic of the transmission-surge that caused damage to its datacore. Neural feedback caused your memory of the chip to be wiped. You will be at risk of making your own choices until the chip is recalibrated. REPORT IMMEDIATELY to…
I’d be interested in what percentage of a group tested with a message such as this, would become concerned, yearning for their turn at having a shiny cell of grey matter implanted that could autopilot all their personal decisions. (How neat that would be, they must confide with each other, that they could just sit back in the spinal seat and go along for the ride. ) I’m willing to bet a hefty percentage would google the nearest cable input, wouldn’t you? Willing to bet, I mean…