Fabulous Philological Phantasms

I am not only sarcastic, I’m sarclassic; I’m not only ironic, I’m ironmanonic; I’m not only whimsical, I’m whimwhambangthankyousical; I’m not witty I’m wittastic; I’m not only humorous I’m humorousidelic; I’m not only sardonic I’m sardoniFUNKic; i’m not only intriguing I’m intrigastronomicallysatisfactioning; I’m not only mellifulous I’m melonsizedifulous…

I’m not only not witty, I’m witwitheredy; I’m not only not capable of irony, I’m imoronironic; I’m not only not sardonic I’m sardunceic; I’m not only not whimiscal I’ve got whimsuckitude; I’m not only not humorous I’m humortumorous; I’m not only not mellifluous I’m smellafloorous; I’m not only not intriguing I’m intrigriefinducing; I’m not only not sarcastic I’m sarclueless

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