Mom, Can I have the Slime Extruder?

“Mom, can I get a genetic mod like my friends have? Please please please please please please–”

“Okay fine whatever.”

Later: “Mom can I get another genetic mod?”

“You already have the extended tongue that darts out like a snake and goes into bottles and sucks up the drinks.”

“I know but I want the flesh modulation that makes my ear grow out into an arm that holds a smartphone where I can see and hear it at all times. Please please please please–”

“Fine just stop that. Jeez.”

Later: “Mom can I get a genetic mod like my friends that–”

“You already have the tubular tongue, the cell phone arm growing from the side of your head, and you got the navel that extrudes out and looks like a six-inch three dimensional Hello Kitty and the extra mouths on your neck that spit chip dip onto your chips and the claws that spiral out and open bottles and the decorative fish tails on the back of your neck and the purple and green ass cheeks and the thick droopy fur around your ankles…”

“Yeah but I want the tubular tongue, the cell phone arm growing from the side of my head, the navel that extrudes out and looks like a six-inch three dimensional Hello Kitty and the extra mouths on my neck that spit chip dip onto my chips and the claws that spiral out and open bottles and the decorative fish tails on the back of my neck and the purple and green ass cheeks and the thick droopy fur around my ankles…AND I want the slime extruder that allows me to skate on slime. Please please please please–”

“Okay fine, whatever.”

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