All I Want to Say Is…

Tired of shoes. But can’t go barefoot, not much. Tired of slippers, flip flops, shoes, boots. So here’s my plan. I’m going to get some of that genetic retro-engineering stuff. Where you get your genes tweaked. And I’m gonna grow hooves. Shaped like my feet. But hooves. Don’t need shoes then. And maybe they’ll wear down and then I’ll put some horseshoes them–get them specially made for the shape of my feet. Hammer them things in. And then maybe I’ll genetically engineer some heavy fur from my waist to my ankles so I don’t need to wear pants. And I’ll get some little horns put on too. And I’ll learn to play the goddamn flute.

Why not? I could do that. That’s all I wanted to say.

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