Once upon a time a vindictive frog

Once upon a time a vindictive frog, hurt by rejection, magically turned a princess into an ugly witch. The witch then turned the frog into a handsome prince, who rejected her because she was ugly. He sent Hansel & Gretel, undercover, to shove her in the oven but she sidestepped, kicked the brats into the oven instead. She cooked & ate them, then magically turned into a governor of Alaska, but she resigned early.

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