From His Cold Dead Hands

“They can have my gun when they pry it from my…well, they’ll take my fingers when they pry my gun away because my fingers actually froze to the gun when I was out drunkenly chasing a squirrel when it was thirty below zero out…And yeah I thawed it out but they’re still stuck to the damn gun…I’d actually appreciate it if someone would pry the gun off and they can take my fingers too, they’re not much good anymore…

“Damn squirrel ran up a tree and just laughed at me…missed him eight times. Used up the whole clip.

“It was difficult to type this with the muzzle of a gun.”

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