Perfectly Annoying

The trend now is for people to chirp, “Perfect!” I say, I’ll have a cappuccino. The waiters say, “Perfect!” I hand airline personnel my boarding pass. “Perfect!” I buy some toilet paper at Trader Joe’s and hand them the cash. “Perfect!” Someone goes into the hospital, hands them their insurance card. “Perfect!” No, it’s not perfect. They’re going into a hospital. That’s not perfect.

Where are the Perfect Prefects? Where are the Prefects who show Preferment for particular usages of Perfect? Where are the perfect Perfect Prefects? And of which Prefecture?

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