Once I got past 50 I made a decision not to try to keep up on all technological advances, though I monitor some for writing and speaking-gig purposes. But I don’t try to use them; because I find they use me.

One’s kids get impatient. “Dad you don’t have superconnectovision?!”

Soon it’s going to be, “Dad–don’t even try to talk to me out loud. I hate that. Get the telepathy chip…I don’t care, trust me, the operation hardly ever causes anybody problems. And the epilepsy side effect usually wears off pretty quick. It’s so totally worth it.”

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