New slang terms that should come into use in 2012.
ROMNEYUM is a froth that comes from combing overly-gelled hair too much.
To be ARPEED (from “RP”) means that someone gave you one thing & took away two things. “My dad gave me a bike…but he took away my car and my car insurance. Dude arpeed me.” Because RON PAUL will give us a no-war policy but will take away environmental protections, & civil rights.
RICKPERRYROLLED: that’s when someone’s so dumb they give you a list of STUPID things to do and then they’re so STUPID they can’t remember the whole list. “Guy Rickperryrolled me”.
To be BACHMANNED is when a woman tells you you’re bad ’cause you’re gay when she’s married to a guy everyone knows is secretly gay.