Call Any Zygote, and the Chances are good–that the Zygote will respond to you

Since the “Life Begins at the Moment of Fertilization Amendment will appear on the November 8, 2011 general election ballot in the state of Mississippi” it’s important to stay up to date with social mores–therefore let us begin a campaign of including zygotes, fertilized ova, in civilized discourse; let us give zygotes cell phones and laptops; let’s invite zygotes to our houses for social occasions…eg invite them to play board games. One could be your Monopoly piece.

(Jon Richards suggests that Mississippians start using the zygote as a dependent for tax purposes.)


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