Scene from Wall Street Stock Exchange

Heard on Wall Street: “Ohhhh!” (in a squeaky little girl voice, patter of frantically running feet) “Ohhh! the Greeks are delaying the Euro debt deal! Squeeak! SELL! Sellllll! Eeeee! Sellll it all!” (Later:) “Harrumph! Regulations quashed, debt deal made! BUUUUUY! MOOO! BUYYYYY!” (Minutes later, a chorus of male voices sounding like scared little girls) “Ohhhh! A duck belched! SELLLL! SELL IT ALL! Eeeeek!”

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