A dervish, a Zen monk and a Rabbi walked into a

A dervish, a Zen monk and a rabbi walked into a tea room. They met there once a week to drink tea and talk philosophy. Suddenly the dervish leapt to his feet and began to spin, whirling dervishlike; he accidentally stepped on the monk’s foot, who yelled in pained reaction and lost control of his teacup–the teacup full of hot tea landed in the rabbi’s lap. The rabbi leapt to his feet and yelled, “I feel the now!”

The Zen monk snarled, “DAMMIT. HIm first? It’s not fair!” (the dervish kept whirling.)

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